There isn’t a cruise travel web site or discussion board that isn’t full of questions from first-time cruisers (and even more seasoned cruisers trying out a new cruise line) that doesn’t have a slew of questions about the appropriate things to wear on board. And we say, “Bravo!” to everyone who cares –because we’re here to tell you that not everyone does! Our April cruise taught us that lesson. Yikes!
The last time we took on the subject of the dizzying array of sartorial monikers in our discussion of dressing for dinner on board cruise ships, we reviewed some of the definitions of the various levels of dress expected (permitted?).
Art shows off his casual attire for going ashore in Monte Carlo – an onboard ‘smart casual’ evening look!
It’s fairly easy to figure out what to wear during the day because you really need to dress for your location and the weather. If you’re in the Caribbean you’ll be more casual than if you’re visiting Rome, for example, on a Mediterranean cruise. And you’re unlikely to wear a bathing suit on deck if your cruise is leaving from Reykjavik. The most confusion is within the evening “casual” dress codes because day-time casual won’t cut it. So, we thought we’d provide a bit of sartorial guidance – based on our ever-present agenda of generally improving the dress and behavior of tourists everywhere (Do we need to say it one more time? White sneakers are for the gym. Do you know what an embarrassment you are for your countrymen? You know who you are.)
What the heck is ‘smart casual’?
Could the cruise lines have chosen a more oxymoronic way to describe what kind of ambience they’re trying to create in the evenings? There is usually nothing whatsoever ‘smart’ about casual. What’s important to understand here is the objective: when a cruise line says smart casual for evening, they’re trying to have a laid-back vibe that doesn’t encompass what you’d wear on Saturday afternoon at home on the couch quaffing a beer and watching the game. There should be more emphasis on the ‘smart’ part than the ‘casual’ part. Step it up a bit, people.
Although the cruise lines try to define what they mean, we think people need pictures and a list of what not to wear (with apologies to Stacey and Clinton from the TLC television show of the same name). Here are the things you should not wear on smart casual night:
There is nothing smart about this casual!
Flip-flops. How many times does it need to be said? Flip-flops are not real footwear.
Ripped jeans. On the cruise lines we prefer, jeans are not permitted in the dining room in the evening ever, even without rips. Just leave them for the day time please.
T-shirts without collars. These are for the daytime. The very least you can do is pack a golf shirt with a collar.
Shorts, unless you’re a model and the shorts are Bermuda length.
Bare stomachs. We just put that one in because we think bare stomachs should be relegated to the beach and the pool – and even then only if you actually look good in that kind of beach wear.
Pedal pushers. This is the odd length of female trouser that flatters no one. If you wear a slightly high heel, you can get away with a cropped, narrow pant. That can look modern, but if you’re in doubt, wear either a casual skirt or a pair of full-length pants.
Then what’s ‘elegant’ casual?
Some of the luxury cruise lines have a dress category that they like to call elegant casual. We like the sound of that, and although they do have a definition, most people on board the six-star lines have no need of explanation. This is what they’d wear out to a casual dinner at home. It’s a step up from the smart casual look, and just makes the ambience of the evening that much nicer without having to get dressed up as in the more formal evenings.
Our pictorial guide…
Smart casual on Regent. Art could lose the jacket for smart casual on a line like Celebrity.Smart casual for women.A smart casual look for women.Elegant casual on board Regent.Elegant casual – sometimes there’s little difference between smart and elegant casual.
Come into Qusine aboard the Celebrity cruise ship Summit with us.
It would be hard to imagine traveling without considering the pleasures of dining on the road. For us, travel means time away from our own kitchen and dining room, and invites us to sample more than just the sights and the sounds – we can taste our travels as well. And when you seek information about dining while away, you usually think about finding restaurant reviews in the cities and countryside where you‘ll be traveling. We’ve had many memorable experiences in wonderful city restaurants as well as some in more off-the-beaten track locales, but one of the most memorable dining experiences we had recently was on board a cruise ship.
The fun begins with the innovative decor in orange, black & white. See those light fixtures?
As difficult as it may be for some of the more jaded among us to comprehend, cruise ships today are truly entering the competition for dining experiences. Of course we’re not talking about the main dining room where hordes of wait staff flutter about taking hundreds of orders and serving mountains of meals all within an hour and a half time frame – although that experience does have its merits. We’re talking about the continuing move in the cruise industry toward offering more and more inventive ways to entice you away from that main dining room for an experience that you might not be able to have anywhere else. As we’ve discussed previously, the notion of specialty dining spaces on board cruise ships is not without its challenges, but it is also not without its rewards.
Dinner for your group or just the two of you.
Earlier this year we traveled from Puerto Rico through Bermuda and landed in New York aboard the Celebrity Summit. While on board, we had dinner in several of their specialty restaurants, but the one that rewarded us with the most original experience was Qsine.
From the moment we walked into the space we felt a bit like Alice Through the Looking Glass. Surrounded by orange, white and black, we sat beneath a light fixture composed of multiple table lamps – all hung upside down. Then the server brought the menu.
What fun! An iPad menu. This wasn’t the first time we’d ever been handed an iPad at a restaurant (it seems to be a bit of a fad for those that can afford it), but it was the first time that the menu had such interactive capabilities. We were charmed from the start.
A bit like a tasting menu, the selections sounded interesting and different – just what you want when dining is more than simply eating, as it is for us. Then we had a bit of fun with the mixed drinks menu. The iPad allowed us to ‘mix’ the drinks by moving the offered ingredients into the glass on the screen, finishing with ice and then shaking! A great way to get to know your drinks!
After a very entertaining run-down of the menu by the most enthusiastic and knowledgeable wait staff you could encounter anywhere (they seemed to be having as much fun as the rest of us), we chose a variety of their items all designed for sharing. Then the parade began.
Chefs will always tell you that the presentation is as important as the dish itself, and it is true that we experience our food not only through taste and smell, but also through our visual sense. The staff at Qsine seems to have this down to a true art. We’ll leave some of the presentation as a mystery so that you too might experience this some time, but for those of you who might not, we‘ll highlight one particular presentation.
Have you ever had a dish served to you vertically rather than horizontally? Didn’t think so – neither had we until we dined at Qsine.
The vertical serving dish as Patty peeks through from the other side.
When the waiter brought the course to the table, he placed something that resembled Patty’s Victorian dollhouse in between us on the table – but with the front wall missing. In each little cubby-hole resided a different tasting dish from the part of the world we’d chosen for that particular course. What fun it was to look, consider and sample the food.
Oh, and about the food? It was one of the most satisfying dining experiences we’ve ever had. It occurred to us that if Celebrity wanted to franchise this concept on land, hip Torontonians and maybe even New Yorkers would flock to just such a spot. Maybe we’ll invest!
The view from our table in the man dining room of the Celebrity Millennium.
There was a time in cruise ship history when the only dining option aboard was the main dining room. We were mulling this over while on our most recent cruise as we were again puzzled by the inner workings of booking reservations in alternative (specialty) dining rooms; and it’s been a puzzle on almost every ship we’ve ever traveled on. But before we get to that…let’s take a bit of a trip through the regular dining choices on cruise ships these days – and in the past.
The ‘main dining’ experience
Patty’s very first cruise experience was a down-market ship (from a cruise line that can now not be remembered), that picked her up in Halifax, of all places to board, and deposited her and a girlfriend in New York City – many years ago. The single most vivid dining memory of that cruise was her introduction to the parade of the Baked Alaska and all the napkin waving that induced. And what about those low ceilings? (Although to be fair, some of the dining rooms on the smaller, luxury cruise ships are quite low these days — but much more elaborate!)
The low-ceilinged dining room in the old Mercator One which was the Regina Maris when this photo was taken.
And low ceilings were the hallmark of the main dining room on the Mercator One, Art’s first cruise experience in the late 1970’s – and one on which he was actually one of the ship’s officers: he was the doctor on board. Although he, too, had the Baked Alaska experience which is still a highlight (for lack of a better word) of cruise dining these days, oh how dining rooms themselves have changed since then!
Many cruise lines these days still adhere to the ‘traditional’ fixed-seating dining. That means that if you request and are assigned the late seating (which is our personal preference) you’ll dine every evening at 8 pm or 8:30 pm depending on the line. And you have to request the size of table you prefer. We prefer to eat at a table for two and have no problem with this kind of fixed dining time – then we can get to know our serving staff and they can get to know us. And we can bow out to an alternative dining space whenever we choose to do so (see below).
These days, however, there are more permutations and combinations of this kind of dining than we can even keep up with as cruise lines try desperately to please everyone (an impossible feat). Some lines have some kind of “freestyle” experience which sound to us like a bit of a free-for-all, to be avoided at all costs.
The exquisite Queen’s Grill dining room on the Queen Mary 2 as we did the trans-Atlantic voyage last summer.
Several of the six-star luxury lines have a variation on that, allowing you to dine at any time you like within the dining room hours. We had this experience on both Regent and Silversea, although Cunard does it best. When traveling in a Queen’s Grill suite, you dine in the exclusive Queen’s Grill dining room where you have your reserved table awaiting you at any time you choose to appear for each meal. It is your table for the duration of the cruise – no one else will sit there at all. Bliss!
But, of course, you can dine in other places…
The ‘specialty dining experience’
Just as cruises offer more and more diversions to keep everyone happy, they have moved to offer more and more alternatives for dining. Bearing an additional charge that varies from the nominal to the pricey ($25 to $75 per person for dinner), these specialty experiences can certainly add to your enjoyment of a cruise. But we’ve always wondered: Since reservations are necessary (and often hard to get), why is it that there are so many empty tables at these venues. Our case in point…
In February we boarded the Celebrity Summit in Puerto Rico and were immediately asked if we’d like to dine in one of the alternative dining venues that evening (see our post on the suite experiment).
After much wrangling about times and locations, we finally had our reservation and arrived at the beautiful Qsine restaurant at 7 pm. We had been told initially that there were reservations available only at 6 pm and 9 pm. When we arrived the place was half empty and stayed that way for the duration of our evening. This is not the first time we noticed that specialty dining spaces are usually half empty, and yet at the same time there are no tables available when you call.The first time we noticed this was aboard a Holland America ship in their Pinnacle Grill some years ago. We could not get a reservation at all one evening, yet when we walked by, the place was more than half empty. So annoyed, we finally had to find out what the problem was.
The exquisite Qsine on the Celebrity Summit where we dined in April, 2012.
We thought that they must keep empty tables for their highest-paying guests. Well, that couldn’t be right since we are now among that group. So, what was it?
We took our questions to the Summit’s Hotel Manager, Ugo Vaccalluzzo and his Guest Relations Manager, Simona Stumberger, both of whom graciously welcomed us into their inner sanctum..
We asked them simply what were the protocols for assigning reservations, and why were there always empty seats in these venues despite the unavailability of reservations on any given evening? They were both mystified that this should be the situation. They did, however, promise to look into why this occurred. And they did.
Several days later we sat down with the delightfully guest-oriented Simona who, along with Ugo, had approached the maître d’ of one of the specialty restaurants to find out what was happening. It seems that there is a deep-seated desire to ensure that the wait staff and kitchen on any given evening in these restaurants are able to more than fully satisfy the guests, so much so that they will not run the risk of being over-crowded. We asked the maître d’ in the Normandie restaurant ourselves and he indicated that they plan to serve only 20-30 guests despite the fact that there are two or three times that number of seats in the dining room.
All of this is understandable, but the optics are off-putting. Perhaps it’s time that the mainstream cruise lines do what lines like Silversea do: have only four tables in that specialty dining room!
By the way, the food and service at these restaurants are by and large divine – some of the best dining experiences around. The very inventive Qsine aboard the Celebrity Summit was a very special experience – we’ll tell you about it in detail later.
The Celebrity ‘royal suite” living room & dining room.
It all started as the grand experiment: the discerning travelers would return to the scene of their first cruise ship suite experience, and travel in a Royal Suite on a Celebrity cruise ship. We’re just back from that cruise and the verdict is in: the Royal Suite was not royal, and either we’ve changed, or Celebrity cruises has faced the recession by short-changing their highest paying per-person-per-day cruisers (we say that because the only suites larger are the two penthouses which seem to mostly be occupied by multiples whose cost-per-day can be kept down by sleeping on pull-out couches and sharing a bathroom!).
The experiment needs a bit of background: after our first suite experience, we were convinced that this was the only way to travel, thus took another Celebrity cruise in the same category suite as well as two Regent cruises and one on Silversea. Both of these last two are billed as “six-star” luxury cruise lines and are all-suite accommodation (although the term suite covers a lot of ground). We also sailed aboard the Cunard Queen Mary 2 in a Queen’s Grill suite last year, a singular experience if ever there was one.
We first need to say that we had a wonderful time on our vacation, the staff on the ship (especially in the dining room) adding considerably to that favorable experience. However, as the “suite experience” goes, it failed the test of discerning travel. When is a suite not a suite? When it lacks the suite experience.
This was our third Celebrity Royal Suite experience. At just under 540 square feet with a living room, dining room, bathroom with double sink, Jacuzzi tub and stand-up shower, as well as a 195 square foot verandah, as cruise ship accommodations go, these should be luxurious. Well, that depends on how much you pay – and we paid a lot.
Art – need we say more?
All of the suite experiences we had on luxury lines (Silversea and Regent, as well as the Queens Grill suite on Cunard) were terrific – but as anyone who knows anything about cruising recognizes, they are very expensive in relative terms. For example, aboard a Silversea ship for a comparable cruise in a comparable suite we paid almost double the cost of the Celebrity. Silversea is however, all inclusive, but does that justify the price? How much can you possibly drink in a week or two? At this stage, we think the Silversea price is justified. But you need the rest of the story.
We boarded the Celebrity Summit in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Unlike on the more exclusive lines, there are inevitable line-ups. Although there is a dedicated line for suite guests, there is a wait nonetheless. Last year when we boarded the Silversea Silver Spirit in Barbados, we were warmly greeted by staff and directed immediately to the ship where the check-in procedures took place. At Celebrity we were perfunctorily directed by a pointing finger wagged by a young man who looked to be fourteen years old. He directed us to stand behind an older woman who had decided to take the opportunity to have every single question about the cruise answered. Hmm…
Then we were directed to get our keys from the maître d’ next door who informed us that as suite guests we could dine “for free” that evening in the specialty restaurant of our choice. We chose our restaurant and our time and were promptly told we could not be thus accommodated. So, we opted out. (Later, our butler was able to procure a reservation at one of them – and not our first choice – after considerable haggling as he told it). But specialty dining is another story.
We boarded to find ourselves greeted by a tray of drinks and little else. (Oh, for the Cunard, Silversea or Regent greeting where they take your hand luggage and show you to you suite with a smile!). We found the staircase and made it to our suite on our own. When our butler found us, we were delighted to find that he was the same one we had had on the Celebrity Century almost five years ago in our first suite experience – so we expected to have exactly the same service. Well, things seem to have changed.
First, there was the water. We asked to have the expected carafe of ice water alongside the ice bucket on the suite bar only to be told that Celebrity had discontinued that service. There was now a large bottle of water (for purchase) in the suite refrigerator. When asked why this had been done (other than the obvious money grab), he told us that it had been done for health reasons. What nonsense! What’s the difference between the stainless steel carafe of water and the stainless steel bucket of ice beside it? Or for that matter, the communal jug from which ice water is continually poured during dinner? And what about their “save the waves” environmental program? Bottled water? Which reminds us: there is no recycling bin in the suite.
The cruise line web site indicates a number of impressive amenities in the suites. Frette linens, Bulgari bath products etc. However, a significant number of the expected (and listed amenities) failed to materialize: second hair dryer, slippers, “pillow menu”, reserved theater seating, tote bag (come on people, a flimsy grocery bag is not a tote), and our personal bug-bear – there was no luggage valet service (presumably on offer for everyone aboard). When we asked, we were told that it was in selected ports only – and we were further told that there was such an indication on the web site. With respect, we beg to differ, as this screen capture from their web site indicates. In any case, they did send us up a bottle of wine to compensate. Nice, but not what was on offer.
We then went out to our verandah where we intended to spend a lot of time. But the cushions were missing from the lounge chairs. When asked, the butler informed us that the cruise line had removed them during the refit in January since they were considered (by someone) to be a fire hazard. So, for two days we sat on loungers that were designed to be topped with comfy cushions until we could stand it no longer. Guest relations promptly sent up the cabin attendant with cushions that are evidently now provided only on request. If we had not been in the same suite previously, we would not have known that they were missing: we would only have known that Celebrity had the most uncomfortable lounge chairs known to man. Evidently were not the first guests to complain either.
The chaises in the foreground. No cushions? What were they thinking?
There were two burned out light bulbs in the suite and one of the sinks in the bathroom lacked a stopper. Since these were not major inconveniences, we decided to see if anyone noticed during the eight days. No one did. It was often difficult to get service in a bar, and the debarkation process was chaos. Part of what sets the six-star cruise lines apart from others whose bread and butter is not their highest-paying customers is the attention to detail – details that you expect not to be overlooked.
There were other parts of the cruise that now lead us to believe that the recession has taken a toll on service and amenities – but that’s a story for another post.
The bottom line is this for us: when seeking a six-star suite experience, cruise on a six-star ship. Suites on the other lines appear to be simply larger staterooms. Pity.
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